Mack, Cole & Slaw Team Services

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Justice

At our law firm, we take justice seriously—just not ourselves! We believe every injury deserves a champion, even if it’s just someone slipping on a banana peel in the courtroom

Legislation

Our legal team is like a group of kids trying to assemble IKEA furniture—lots of confusing parts, occasional arguments, and in the end, you might just get a bookshelf instead of a bed

Criminal Law

When it comes to criminal law, we're basically like detectives from a buddy cop movie minus the dramatic chase scenes. But if you're stealing office supplies, slip and break your leg while fleeing, well, you might need us for personal injury claims!

Independent Judges

Independent judges are like referees in a game of dodgeball. Everyone’s hoping they won’t get hit. But hey, if they do get hit, at least we can help them file a claim for emotional distress over the loss of their dignity

Some Fun Facts

Our Firm has set historic statistics throughout the known universe. Just look at those numbers go!

Happy Clients

Dollars in Debt

Lawsuits

The Best of The Best

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Professionalism

"Given the political climate, it's not doable right now."

Mack

Hole-Saw Enthusiast

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Office Supply Theif

Cole

Burns at 900°F

Slaw

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